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10月12日

snow in Minnesota? insane!

 
Well, seeing as it's almost a month into fall, it's time for snow, apparently. Since i last blogged, i have joined football, and it has been awfully cold. i'm in the school play as a geek, so it's not a particularly hard acting job. I've branched out and now listen to music that was release after 1980. I'm proud of myself. that's all for now, even though i expected a longer entry. whatever.
8月31日

random

Tomorrow is September. September equals FIVE DAYS AWAY FROM SCHOOL. dang. We are going school shopping today, for supplies. We already got clothes and new shoes and such. I almost welcome school seeing as i have read just about every interesting book in this house, seen just about every episode of Mad TV and Spongebob, and played Life countless times. Seeing as I look ridiculous in "skate shoes", I once again got K-Swiss, as i have every year since i could fit in them. I once again went to Old Navy to get my clothes, and I once again got three or four pairs of relatively dark jeans. Nothing like routine!
 
Oh, by the way. I have just about given up on music that is possible to enjoy without "rocking out".
 
Tear.
8月14日

vacation

Hola internet people! I have been on vacation for a while. First I went up to an even smaller town on a lake. While there, i went swimming in a large lake with Canada on one side of the lake. jumped on a thing that was hard to jump on and even harder to stay balanced on. I also went camping on an island on that lake. That turned out to be the very first time that i had ever camped anywhere EVER! My mom made camping sound way worse than it really was. I also went up to Canada to eat at a very fancy restaraunt. When all that was done, we went down to Duluth to watch my step-dad jump out of planes. We walked around that purty town and took some nice random photos. We ate at a place with ice cream and hot dogs after we watched giant ships go under the aerial lift bridge. I ran about 5 miles on the Hotel treadmill over the course of two days. Then was a long ride home. If you want to see more about this trip, just go to my mom's blog.
 
Y'all come back now, ya hear!
8月2日

school

(sigh) School is getting so close that when we went to the Wall-To-Wall-Mart to buy groceries, my mom thought that perhaps i should get some book covers now before all the good ones are picked through and all that's left are those lame Hello Kitty/pink circle things or basketball lame-wad book covers. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Why?! Well, looks like my summer is just slipping through my fingers like so much sand on a beach. I guess I've wasted all my time listening to music and playing fantasy baseball. In case you were wondering what got me back into blogging (you weren't? I don't care I'm telling you anyway! Stop clawing like that! Don't make me get out Mr. Stabby!) I was reading over my mom's shoulder about our crazy drunken lawn-mower neighbors, and decided that you poor internet people should get some less interesting more mindless things to read about. All summer i have been practincing my Mack the Knife maneuvers with Mr. Stabby, a knife i got for my birthday when i was i believe turning 9, which was the same year i got a CD by a rap group. Hm. I thought I had a few more lines of rambling left in me, i guess not. Shout me a holluh!
 
Adios my internet amigos!
7月28日

ummm

it has been so long since i made an entry into this blog, that i dont' even think that anyone will read this. Well, so far this Summer, I have done absolutely nothing but play baseball and not update this blog. If I don't get some luvvy-duvvy "thank the good Lord YOU'RE BACK!" comments, than i'm giving up on this blog entirely. You haven't been COMPLETELY out of my mind, you just have been at the back, where i don't like to visit because it has weird carpet colors like green, orange, and brown, and it kinda smells like smoke and i always have to hear it's long boring war stories that all seem improbable. I don't care about that zombie guy's comment because i can't take anyone seriously who doesn't even have the testículos to leave their URL for the people who come to my site and do all of the fighting for me. In the HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE gap between entries you missed me getting out of school and updates of my boredom. I probably watch too much T.V. because I know the words to the majority of the commercials that air on Comedy Central, Vh1, and ESPN. Another random thought, the Twins have came back to be, at the last time i knew (?) 1/2 game out of the Wild Card Race in the American League.
 
Speak witcha later peoples.
4月11日

mmm, baseball

Seeing as it is Spring, i have to talk aobut a sport. A very very good sport known as baseball. I played this wonderful sport for the first time this year. It was freaking heaven. It was mainly just throwing the ball back and forth, however a couple of the throws became pop flies and grounders and the like. It felt good just to be able to throw the ball.
 
Yay Spring!
4月9日

mmmmm

I really like Dill Pickle Chips. I like them alot. I like them so much, I will direct you to a link that has alot to do with Dill Pickle Chips, the best brand, Old Dutch.
 
P.S. I didn't realize how short this entry would be. Wow.
4月8日

cleaning

I know almost for a fact that either someone in my family eiither has already told people about this, or will soon. However, I'm telling you anyway. This morning I was woken up by my mom at 8:00. It took her two tries because I was really tired. ANYway, she woke me up to go to our church to do some cleaning. It needed it desperately because it is remotely old and it isn't cleaned too often. Bean started cleaning the windows and I started sweeping the sidewalk. My mom was dusting all the cobwebs and such off of the ceiling of the narthex. We went around for about four hours vaccuming (?) and dusting until noon when we had a delicious sloppy joe lunch made by my mom. I then came home and delivered my shoppers and then I came on here!
 
P.S. Don't worry, we weren't the only people cleaning, and it's not THAT big of a church.
4月6日

choir

As a person who can't stay out of any during school activities because of my enormous storepile of skill(vain, me?!) I am in choir as well as band. In choir we normally sing the lame songs that nobody likes, but since they're easy to do, we sing them anyway. However!(deep breath) As a result of what may be my persistent pestering of our choir teacher for us to do songs like Bohemian Rhapsody or Stairway to Heaven or some other such song(or because of the concert theme) we are doing the song Yellow Submarine, which consists of words besides, "we all live in a yellow submarine", which i didn't know. Whoa, you don't realize how long that sentence is until you try to say it all out loud in one breath. I would have titled this entry differently, but I had a fun fact. In Russian, the "h" sound is written like our "x". The "o" is the same, and the "r" is written like our "p". The Russian word for choir would be written like this.
 
XOP
 
Now do you know why I explained all this to you? (tee-hee, bad word)
4月5日

blech

As the title says, blech. I was ridiculously sick yesterday. I woke up at 5:00, parched and not feeling one hundered percent in the health department. I hopped out of bed at 6:30 and had some lemonade, which I promptly "got rid of". I then went to my room and passed out until 10:00. I woke up and watched some sharks kil some seals with my dad and thought I was feeling better so I had a single bite of Fruity Dino Bites. This also lasted about 10 seconds in my stomach. I lay back down on the recliney chair with the heating pad underneath my back for about an hour. I got sick again for some reason, don't ask me. I watched with envy as my family had Fish 'N' Chips for supper. I went to sleep, got up the next morning (today) and cautiously had some water, which stayed down! I then went to a super sad funeral. Then church, then here!
 
P.S. I'm better now, I hope.
3月31日

theme, part deux!

I have decided to have a little change of pace on my space. I decided to use the Vetruvian Man (the big term i picked up from The DaVinci Code) It was softer and it appeared to speed up my space's loading. While on the topic of literature, I look at Edgar Allen Poe's stories and poems and think, "man, this guy had to have a messed up childhood" He writes stories about some man slowly bricking in a man who insulted him, a ship that is forever left to spin deeper into the depths of a whirlpool, a man who freaks out on a bird for saying the word, "nevermore" a man who accidently buries his sister alive and she comes back to like and strangles him. The psychosis is endless.

(sob sob)

i am most sad. in case you were wondering why i am most sad, it is because i feel as if i have let you all down. I don't know what to write, Jonathan has to focus on his schoolwork, it's been two FREAKING weeks since i last entered an entry. i fell as if i could do something more, but no particular spring of inspiration has come up. If it does, it's forgotten before i get to the computer. I look back on my lack of entries, and i realize, i'm not doing anything at all. Absolutely nothing. No Spelling Bee, no Triathlon, no sports, no nothing. Just the riduculously boring routine of 1st hour to 8th hour each day. Except on Saturdays when i have to lug around a 35 pound bag of papers. Then on Sunday i get up early to go to church. Then repeat it all on Monday. Not a pity entry, but man, I'm bored.
3月15日

anticipation

well, i sense this won't be a very long entry, seeing as it has a pretty lame concept for the whole everything. It is currently around 8 or 9 and a snow storm is anticipated, again. I kinda want the snow storm, because we might get the day off. At the same time, I don't want it because I want to have a friend over, which i haven't done since January, and there is nothing hindering my decision to go somewhere or have someone over.
 
On a completely different note, I got my Snowmobile safety permit, the actual physical thing, today! Finally! Huzzah!
3月8日

wow

Daaaang. It has been a ridiculously long time since I did anything anywhere on anything having to do with the internet. In the life of Jack, things have happened. I went to the spelling bee and got somewhere around 9th of I believe 27. I was chosen to be on an 8th/7th grade Cross-Trainer Triathlon team. (For those of you who don't remember, I'm in 6th grade, amazing accomplishment) However, in the regional triathlon meet, we were whooped mercilessly. Okay, 6th isn't being whooped mercilessly, but all I know as a team is 2nd. I felt real bad like and such for the 8th graders on my team who have no more years of Triathlon ahead of them. It would not be cool for my last meet to be a stinging defeat, not placing or getting any award. But, that's not me. I have years of Spelling Bee and Triathlon ahead of me. Therefore, I don't really care. Updates on my nerdiness as is neccesary.
 
P.S. I already rememberd something. I'm helping a kid at school get his assignments done so he can go with us on the class camping trip to Whitewater state park. Toodles!
2月18日

warmth!

Well today just seemed like a regular furnace! Two days ago, snow was dumped on us in torrential amounts. For that very reason, school was cancelled, along with the 6th grade ski trip! Yeah! The administration clearly thought that we shouldn't get to have fun on that most snowy day so they cancelled school for us.
 

On that very day, I was supposed to go to a birthday party of a friend of mine after the ski trip. Without the ski trip, many were confused, so we were picked up at about 9:30 that day, since all of us were awake, seeing as we went to bed early wanting to have school the next day. The friend of mine has the coolest house. Mainly because of the conversation. When my friend talks to his mom, he speaks to her in English, when she talks to him, she talks to him in Spanish. Watching a conversation is like watching a Soap Opera in "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris, you have to guess what one is saying, except that it will be in a different language.

At this party, we did many young guy things, we played football, we played Playstation 2, and we watched action movies. On Playstation 2, we played a war game, also typical young guy. We didn't actually play football, we played what my mom calls, "Get the Guy"(she doesn't like the name smear the queer). We played for maybe an hour or an hour and a half. When we came in, we watched "Dukes of Hazzard", which had Jessica Simpson in it(Ben and I agree, drool). We also watched "Transporter 2" a scarily guyish movie. You know, car chases, explosions, hot girls, etc. Finally we watched "Doom". A painfully violent, painfully sweary, painfully awesome movie. 

The next day, we went outside to find out that it was about 40 below way too cold. And this was for kids who really really like football. And live in MINNESOTA! I mean jeez! We practically wear shorts if it's above freezing, or if it's only a little below. So today, at only 10 below way too cold, it felt just like a regular furnace.

 

P.S. Holy crap! This is almost as long as an entry that my mom would write! 

Almost.

Poppin' Fresh!

As you may have noticed, if you go to the lesser space first(hehe! internet burn!) Beanjamino and I have decided to post our thoughts on what poppin' fresh would really say when people poked him in the stomach.
 
Ben went first and what he said is on his space 
 
When I was promptly poked, i said, "You freak! who pokes a doll?!"
 
His reaction was posted on his space
 
After which I said, "Confusing touch! confusing touch!"
 
Next is stated on his space
 
After which I said, "oh thanks alot faggot! i just had surgery!"
 
Poppin' Fresh indeed. Hoo hoo eh? What would he really say?
2月12日

grrrrr!

I am most angry. When people send e-mails, 90% of the are forwards. It's not horribly terrible to get them once, but when each person sends it to you 18 times... I have no problem when one or two people send them to me but sheesh. Another question:Should you keep shampoo/conditioner in for a while, or should you get rid of it purty quick? If something is new and improved, which one is it really? If it's new, it's never been done before, but if it's improved, it is a better version of something else. Answer these and you shall get a cookie.
2月4日

Geeky Nerd

Dang, my fiery theme does not go with my actual character. My team got second in my nerd fest(Academic Triathlon) however we weren't nerdy enough to go to regionals. I was also one of four people from my school to go to the solo, ensemble contest (band). All four of them were sixth graders. Three of them were any good. I was one of the three. There was one girl who was A).annoying. 2).a bassoon player.(nothing bad) C). The WORST bassoon player I've ever heard. She was the only one of our group who didn't get a superior. One of them got a 38. A duet got 36. I got a 40. The scores were out of 40. Welcome to geeky nerd numero uno!
1月30日

Theme

You may or may not have noticed, but my theme has changed. I thought that maybe after practically 6 months with the same theme, it was time for a change. I think that what I've got going now works out pretty well. Sure, when I'm typing, it goes purty slow, but it all works out in the end right? And if you're going to change your theme, why not make it a new one right? I noticed another thing. On that list of things I hate, I'm still on there. I wonder why that is. That can not be a good sign. It would also be bad if I had taken myself off that list and this was all just a bunch of senseless rambling. Well, that's all, Peace homes!
 
P.S. I now add this after I preview my space. My pictures of Fog and Town, do not match this theme. I may have to change it.
1月28日

Me!

I added a new list on the bottom in case you haven't noticed. I added it after I remembered something about me. I googled my name and I have two references lately. If you want to click on them (hint hint) just go right ahead and go to those pages (hint hint). That is all I have to say so if you want to do something on my site (hint hint) just go ahead and do that.